the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as…
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
I have a mighty need.
its fucking face omg
- me:watching tv show
- me:looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
- me:misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
Why do I have this feeling Colin is sitting somewhere waiting for tonight and watching twitter like
I seem to have fallen through time.
me when doing assignments